Pearls of wisdom….

Three important words of wisdom for this week:-

a) The approximate time between having ones car cleaned and a crow leaving its mark at a very strategic point on the car is 16 minutes.
b) While jogging, the biggest of the dogs will never chase you. It’s the small, allegedly “cute” looking ones that you need to look out for.
c) All good movies play on TV at the same time.

More such wisdom is highly appreciated from the esteemed reader.